Rules, Regulations and Laws

marry what makes you merry
is it just me, or is it strange that there are laws dictating who can marry?

period. full stop.

if you don’t follow me, please, let me fill in the details. can we just for a moment assume the trees, pies and chickens will not be able to consent, and it’s just going to be sentient beings marrying, more than likely? and for that matter, why can we only be married one at a time?

look, i don’t want to marry my sister, a guy or my pet spider. but if i wanted to, i’d like to be allowed to, as i would to marry any female, who is relation-distant enough from me.

what if i was already married to my sister and i wanted to also marry my daughter-sister? and then she wants to marry our cousin sam. one big happy family.

as long as it doesn’t affect you negatively, what the hell does it matter?

sure, you might not want to marry that cactus that’s been pining over you for the past 7 months. what if they were really insistent, and wanted to be able to visit you in the hospital with your ficus?

it might not be for you, but why would you restrict someone else’s happiness?