What ifs

a modest proposal to end suffering and cure ignorance
this idea is brilliant, on so many levels it’s unheard of. i don’t claim it’s original in any way, and it requires certain ‘things’ to be legal, so… open your mind a little, and hear me out…

what if… again, i know, this is far fetched… what if you could help someone leave this world, exactly how they wanted to? more or less? costs affording and services available?

you all know what i’m talking about. the absolutely most fantastically awesome way you could die.

let me help you. i want to see your dreams made reality.

because, come on, what’s life if you don’t give it your absolute all, and everyone deserves to see their dreams come true at least ONCE in their lives.

i’m still waiting on some things to get sorted out legally, but i think i’m onto something… the world’s population did grow by 700% in the last ~200 years… someone’s gotta have the key to this…

it does nothing to help anyone else but to make me feel clever, so i would like to bring attention to my sources of inspiration: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal and Bill Hick's proposal to use the elderly in action movies as stunt doubles.